Monday, June 30, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
I do...
Who wants to go summer camp? ME! As I leave my kids each day, I wish I could steal them and go away for three months of summer camp. I want to sit next to them and play the worse/worse game, where they give you two horrible options, but you have to choose the best one for you. Like, would you rather eat your toe nails or a rat?I want to stay up late and tell stories and hide a flashlight so we can make shadows on the wall. I want to eat a ton of candy with them and then throw up, and laugh about it later. I want to lie in the grass, under the sun, and not worry about anything. I want to help them throw water balloons at the camp director and make a trap under his bed, so that when he lies down at night, a huge bucket of goo falls on his head
I want to build a fire and roast marshmallows with them and cry when we drop them into the fire or accidentally sit on a roasting stick. But most importantly, I want to spend days and days with them, without interruption, without deadlines and without stress. I want a summer camp for them and for me.
Our Favorite Yoga Teacher…
Peace.
My name is Dray Gardner. I was turned on to Bikram Yoga two years ago due to lower back issues, sciatic nerve issues, and basically dead legs every three months of my life. Wrestling was my first sport, followed by Football, Jui Jitsu and any other activity that basically involved contact. I went to a chiropractor, Dr. Chris Paulbick, who after adjusting me and doing what good he could to my beaten up body from years of contact sports, told me to stretch.
I walked into a Bikram Yoga studio of Las Vegas on Tropicana and Rainbow, in the middle of a 30-day challenge (30 classes in 30 days). Within a week or two, I decided to step it up to the 60-day challenge, which I completed on my first attempt. But after my first 90-minute struggle, it became apparent to me that everything outside of this yoga door became easy. It takes a different person to look at themselves (your one and only true teacher) for 90 minutes to appreciate all that you see.
Taking my first class, of what I thought was simply stretching in a hot box, I soon discovered that yoga took me, my mind and my body to places I have never been before: with balance, discipline, focus, determination, strength, flexibility, meditation and peace of mind. I really became sold on Bikram when I learned that every muscle, tendon, joint, internal organ & body system down to the cellular level gets worked in the 90 minute, open-eyed, moving meditation. I soon gave up many of my other physical activities for Bikram Yoga. My love for Yoga (the union of the mind, body and spirit) became my mistress.
That being said, with the understanding, encouragement, support and sacrifices of my family, I was able to attend teacher training. It became quite apparent to them as well as myself that I needed to share the multiple benefits I received. With all I gained through the struggle, the peace, the advancement, the breath, the union – Bikram Yoga truly became my life’s passion. Now my goal in life is to reach down to bring someone else up, reach out to bring someone else in, and reach back to pull someone else forward. If you want to change the world, change yourself. BE the change that you seek in the world.
I graduated from training in November of 2007. After 99 classes in 9 weeks, I am now here doing what I can for you, the people. I enthusiastically welcome you to Bikram Yoga and I look forward to witnessing your struggle, advancement, strength, and ultimate transformation. The divine spirit in me acknowledges and connects with the divine spirit in you.
My name is Dray Gardner. I was turned on to Bikram Yoga two years ago due to lower back issues, sciatic nerve issues, and basically dead legs every three months of my life. Wrestling was my first sport, followed by Football, Jui Jitsu and any other activity that basically involved contact. I went to a chiropractor, Dr. Chris Paulbick, who after adjusting me and doing what good he could to my beaten up body from years of contact sports, told me to stretch.
I walked into a Bikram Yoga studio of Las Vegas on Tropicana and Rainbow, in the middle of a 30-day challenge (30 classes in 30 days). Within a week or two, I decided to step it up to the 60-day challenge, which I completed on my first attempt. But after my first 90-minute struggle, it became apparent to me that everything outside of this yoga door became easy. It takes a different person to look at themselves (your one and only true teacher) for 90 minutes to appreciate all that you see.
Taking my first class, of what I thought was simply stretching in a hot box, I soon discovered that yoga took me, my mind and my body to places I have never been before: with balance, discipline, focus, determination, strength, flexibility, meditation and peace of mind. I really became sold on Bikram when I learned that every muscle, tendon, joint, internal organ & body system down to the cellular level gets worked in the 90 minute, open-eyed, moving meditation. I soon gave up many of my other physical activities for Bikram Yoga. My love for Yoga (the union of the mind, body and spirit) became my mistress.
That being said, with the understanding, encouragement, support and sacrifices of my family, I was able to attend teacher training. It became quite apparent to them as well as myself that I needed to share the multiple benefits I received. With all I gained through the struggle, the peace, the advancement, the breath, the union – Bikram Yoga truly became my life’s passion. Now my goal in life is to reach down to bring someone else up, reach out to bring someone else in, and reach back to pull someone else forward. If you want to change the world, change yourself. BE the change that you seek in the world.
I graduated from training in November of 2007. After 99 classes in 9 weeks, I am now here doing what I can for you, the people. I enthusiastically welcome you to Bikram Yoga and I look forward to witnessing your struggle, advancement, strength, and ultimate transformation. The divine spirit in me acknowledges and connects with the divine spirit in you.
Let no one steal your peace.
Namaste.
TMI...
On rare occasions, maybe three to four times a week, Holly takes the time to pull me aside and give me a status check. This usually involves a bewildered question, followed by an exclamation point. Something like, “You did what?” DUDE! If you haven’t guessed, the dude is the exclamation point. Then, being the unconditional support that she is, she often follows the exclamation point with a follow-up question, “Are you sure?”Like when I wanted to cash my entire check and play craps, because I was sure we would win, like $50,000. Or when I asked her if we could let Boston drive, so we could sit in the back seat together and cuddle. And she was totally there for me when I tried to get up on stage at a Sugar Ray concert and sing back up.
As you can see, she has plenty of experience dealing with me. Which brings me to the exact conversation we had this morning when I told her I was going to write this entry. You see, I was standing in our salon getting manscaped. I'm sure you can figure out the rest from here.
I was in a unique position, having some type of Brazilian wax performed, when I thought, I sure hope my kids don’t walk in and see this. However, at that exact instant, as if prompted by fate, each of my children simultaneously walked into the room, only to say (and hide their eyes), “DAD, what are you doing?” Holly laughed and laughed; I feared moving, as that wax is hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
But this is really nothing new. I am totally a Metrosexual. And Metrosexual’s manscape. In fact, men now outspend women on lotions and body gels, something that has continued to increase as this Metrosexual movement flourishes (kind of like Valentine’s Day. Everyone says we should buy something, so let’s buy something.).
I was a Metrosexual long before the term came into vogue. I have always been a Metrosexual. When I was in junior high, I would plan which outfits I would wear a week in advance, and coordinate those outfits on the days I would see specific girls in specific classes. Yes. Genius. I know.
Long before the phrase Metrosexual was termed, people used to call men who cared about appearance, style and sophistication - Renaissance Men. These were strong individuals who wore tuxedos to parties; suits to work and dress coats to the country club. James Bond type men who loved to entertain and made it look effortless.
Like these men of old, I love to entertain. I love to have people over to my house, take them to a restaurant or participate in an outstanding dinner party. I love to get ready for the event. Match my clothes to the mood of the evening. For me, the best part about entertaining, is watching Holly get ready. I love to sit and watch her apply numerous lotions, glitter and make-up. Then, I love to dress her. I love to pick out her outfits and match our clothes together.
But this adoration is always returned a hundred fold, as anyone who knows me, knows that the real Metrosexual is Holly. She is the one who styles my hair every morning, applies the self tanners and trims my ear hair. But her care and dedication toward my appearance enables me to mask myself as the leader of the Metrosexual pack. In fact, whenever she is out of town, I sit in our salon and wonder how I’m going to pull this all together. The answer, I can’t. But I’m learning and Holly is taking fewer vacations without me.
However, when you take away all the exterior concerns, I believe the true definition of a renaissance man (or Metrosexual) is a man who is centrally focused on bettering himself and those around him through an acute self awareness of him as a whole.
A true level of self awareness is key to success and, more importantly, change. Without it, we lack the fortitude to progress. And while a true sense of self awareness can be difficult for us all to grasp, especially when you are not always 100 percent perfect, it ensures that you have the tools to better yourself. It enables you to work on overcoming anything in your life that is less than flattering and should be changed.
And when we can truly look at our flaws, and love ourselves unconditionally, we succeed. More importantly, when those that love us most, and care about us most, see our flaws and help us overcome them, our life becomes more fulfilling. And having a more fulfilling life is the mantra of Metrosexuals everywhere.
Monday, June 9, 2008
A coincidence, I think not…
Not one to toot my own horn (toot, toot, toot) all the time, I debated whether or not to share the following story. I had many options. I could have crafted this account to make it seem like Holly was writing it; I could have not taken the time to write it down at all or I could have just moved on with my life and pretended that this never happened and spare myself of the indignity that is sure to come when people compare the results of the article. However, with that being said, I decided to push on and worry about the ridicule later. Take the instance where I came up with the truly brilliant idea of setting up a fake email from Monty Magelby, Holly’s old pre-mission boyfriend. I did not weigh the costs and rewards of what she might think (I probably should have) I simply pressed ahead and lived life to the fullest.
By the way, creating a fake email from someone is totally easy. Just go to Yahoo, choose an email address that seems like it is from another person and send it over. It is hilarious.
I did a bang up job on the email. It was a thing of beauty. It took me most of the afternoon to craft. OK, it really took about six minutes. After sending the email, I anxiously sat by Holly’s phone as it buzzed and awaited the moment when she would walk over, grab it casually and read this unexpected communication. As the moment arrived, I was not disappointed. Holly grabbed her phone, read through the email and laughed so hard a little pee came out. OK. I’m lying. It was a lot. We had to buy her new pants, totally ruined some really expensive pants.
But before we get too far off topic, let's get back to the story that brings us here today. So, as I was saying before I became distracted, Holly’s client walked into our house to get her hair cut. Sydney, the socialite in training that she is, walked over to her and said hello. She then reappeared with a recent GQ magazine. The magazine had a picture of Brad Pitt pictured on the front cover.
Being the good girl that I have come to appreciate, she walked right up to Holly’s client and said, “This is my Daddy.” Holly’s client, being boorish, rude and insensitive, said, “Yes, you are right. He is a Daddy. He has like, what 14 kids, or something.” This left Sydney perplexed and she said again, with emphasis, “No, this is my Daddy. This is a picture of my Daddy right here.”
This blind love and dedication to her father should immediately show you why I have such a fond place in my heart for Sydney. This is why I allow her to sleep at the foot of my bed every night and why I almost always immediately buy her candy whenever she asks for it, no matter what we are doing.
And for proof that this blog is not simply the ramblings of an incoherent man, the photo above is of Shiloah, Brad’s daughter which he had with Angelina. I know, I know - I wish I did not know that as well. But, as anyone can see, she is a dead ringer for Sydney. I mean, they could really be twins.
And while this is intriguing, it really could only mean one of two things. First, Brad and I, in fact, look so very similar, that we have been able to father girls who look like twins or, and more disconcerting, there may be something I should ask Holly about her relationship with one famous movie star. The very same movie star who was filming Ocean’s 12 in Las Vegas roughly 4 years ago.
On second thought, I’d better hurry and check if Brad.Pitt65@yahoo.com is available.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Thanks, Dad!
Matt saved the day for us at the High School Musical event. We were there at 1:55 pm, for a 2 pm start, when they said there were no more tickets. I called Matt and he made the call and got us more tickets. LOVE him for that.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
High School Musical, On Tour
Only one more day until Holly, Boston, Brooklyn, London and Sydney see High School Musical, On Tour, live at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Having a VIP Dad is the best part of living in Las Vegas, for sure!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Straight A's!! We are so proud of you!
London's Award ceremony today left her very rich in awards. School is definitely her sport! She received an award in almost every category: Perfect Speller, Super Scientist, Writing, 2 awards in Reading, Social Studies, Math, Citizenship and Straight A's Honor Roll!! We love you London, you ROCK!
Pick an award...and London got it!!
London says while you look at the pictures about her you have to click on her favorite song, Taylor Swift - Our Song.
Monday, June 2, 2008
Never to busy to help a child...
Teaching, teaching, teaching. It seems like I am always taking the time to teach my children tools that will help them understand the necessity of helping out as a member of the family. That is my goal. That is my mantra. No lesson is too small to skip over or too great to suspend what I am doing and take a teaching timeout to instruct my children in life’s lessons.
It was one such beautiful morning when I was trying to impress upon these young minds the benefit of cleaning. I was helping my children clean the house and simultaneously trying my best to offer up a profound lesson that would sink in and make a powerful impression on their young minds. For cleanliness is next to godliness.
As my mind was racing to find the right teaching tool or opportunity, I stumbled across a half eaten apple core and three or four candy wrappers. In addition to this, I found some make-up and some toilet paper lying in the middle of the floor. Next to these used products was a consumed juice box and 15 or so gum wrappers that were haphazardly thrown on the floor.
As any good parent would do when presented with such a wonderful teaching opportunity, I FREAKED out. I calmly (read: yelled at the top of my lungs) asked each and every one of my children to come down into the living room where I presented my findings to them. I asked them why they were not able to determine the difference between the front room, a place where we try to promote a nice, clean and relaxing environment and the garbage, a stinky place where we throw away our used refuge.
However, I was disappointed with the response I received and decided it was time to take the lesson to the next level. The goal of my lesson was to teach them (me, always teaching and inspiring, like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire) that there were places for some things and not for others and that all our belongings have a place.
As my mind wondered what would help teach this lesson, I grabbed onto something so clear and powerful it had to be used. It was at precisely that moment that I lowered my pants and started to relieve myself in the front room – now keep in mind, I did not really relieve myself in the front room, I mean that is just sick, I just pretended to do it.
Now it was their turn to FREAK out. They were crying. “Daddy, don’t do it,” echoed from their mouths as they feared the desecration of the front room. But I had to push it. I bellowed in my loudest voice, “Boston, run to the top of the stairs and fetch me some toilet paper, I am going to need it.” More moans and crying followed my command, as my confused son was stuck somewhere between following my orders and trying to talk enough sense into me that I would finally pull up pants.
After what seemed like an eternity, I pulled up my pants sat down, and said, “Now, does anyone have any doubt that there is a separate and distinct place for everything?”
And while they were all too emotionally scared to speak, I felt like a true lesson had been learned.
It was one such beautiful morning when I was trying to impress upon these young minds the benefit of cleaning. I was helping my children clean the house and simultaneously trying my best to offer up a profound lesson that would sink in and make a powerful impression on their young minds. For cleanliness is next to godliness.
As my mind was racing to find the right teaching tool or opportunity, I stumbled across a half eaten apple core and three or four candy wrappers. In addition to this, I found some make-up and some toilet paper lying in the middle of the floor. Next to these used products was a consumed juice box and 15 or so gum wrappers that were haphazardly thrown on the floor.
As any good parent would do when presented with such a wonderful teaching opportunity, I FREAKED out. I calmly (read: yelled at the top of my lungs) asked each and every one of my children to come down into the living room where I presented my findings to them. I asked them why they were not able to determine the difference between the front room, a place where we try to promote a nice, clean and relaxing environment and the garbage, a stinky place where we throw away our used refuge.
However, I was disappointed with the response I received and decided it was time to take the lesson to the next level. The goal of my lesson was to teach them (me, always teaching and inspiring, like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire) that there were places for some things and not for others and that all our belongings have a place.
As my mind wondered what would help teach this lesson, I grabbed onto something so clear and powerful it had to be used. It was at precisely that moment that I lowered my pants and started to relieve myself in the front room – now keep in mind, I did not really relieve myself in the front room, I mean that is just sick, I just pretended to do it.
Now it was their turn to FREAK out. They were crying. “Daddy, don’t do it,” echoed from their mouths as they feared the desecration of the front room. But I had to push it. I bellowed in my loudest voice, “Boston, run to the top of the stairs and fetch me some toilet paper, I am going to need it.” More moans and crying followed my command, as my confused son was stuck somewhere between following my orders and trying to talk enough sense into me that I would finally pull up pants.
After what seemed like an eternity, I pulled up my pants sat down, and said, “Now, does anyone have any doubt that there is a separate and distinct place for everything?”
And while they were all too emotionally scared to speak, I felt like a true lesson had been learned.
Watch out middle school, here I come!
The other day we found a video tape of Christmas years ago. We watched with such amazement at the changes we have seen in our kids. They have grown, but the more things change, the more they stay the same. Boston, on the tape is full of energy, spunk and fire. He knew exactly what he wanted back then and how he was going to get it. Nothing has really changed. He is sill so focused on what he loves and is always plotting on how he can get it.
I loved watching him to try to manipulate me back then, on tape, and match that against what he is still trying to do today. I can’t imagine where he gets that from. He has a great skill at looking at a situation and trying to determine how he can best get what he wants. It really is fun to watch.
He has a load of skills, which include a deep love and passion for reading, writing and dreaming up the next coolest thing. I’m hoping he has a Harry Potter idea in his beautiful brain, and it makes an early retirement a sure thing for his dear old Dad.
But even more impressive than his creativity, is his love for his friends and his sisters. He takes very good care of them and watches out for them like a hawk. He also loves his grandparents and has such a special place in his heart for his Papa Jack. When they are together, they are kindred spirits, with Boston asking question after question to the wise story teller and answer after answer coming back to him in parable form. It is very entertaining to watch.
It will be fun to watch as he grows and develops in middle school and beyond. Both Holly and I love him so much, it is hard to truly express in writing, but I know he feels that love in his big, beautiful brain.
Red Bull Gives You Wings & Kids...
Who ever said that doctors don't lie to you is, well, lying. Case in point, Holly's doctor said that if she just put in a tiny, little IUD, she would not have to worry about getting pregnant ever again. Well, she lied. She must not have known about it, or at least did not check into the effect that large consumptions of Red Bull have on a person's ability to produce rapidly swimming sperm with wings. It should be clear. I mean, she has seen the commercials, right? But alas, she must not have believed them, because sure enough, we found ourselves with a pregnant Holly, and I was left holding the Red Bull can.
When we told the doctor of Holly's condition, she checked the IUD and found out, to her surprise, that it was placed perfectly and should have been at least 100 percent effective. Or whatever she said about percentages and sperm and sex.
But her lack of knowledge about Red Bull was our gain, as we could never be happier than when we get to spend time with our angel. WE LOVE HER. She makes our lives full and complete. We could never have been as happy as we are now. She is our everything. And who do we have to thank, a bold and efficient company from Austria that dared to create a drink that renders all birth control ineffective. For that, we will love you forever, Red Bull.
Not fitting in...
So, is it just me, or have they really shrunk those benches on the side of the chapel, where you sit in church? Holly and I showed up somewhere between 9:05 and 9:15, however, with all the benches in the middle taken, we were forced to sit on the side. It quickly became apparent that this bench situation would not work any longer. We had NO room. It is at times like these when I realize that I am the head of a large family. Five kids, two parents and one bulldog on the way, which I wished I had now, but I do not.
This is even after we have all totally slimmed down from hot yoga.
Anyone could see that we were having a hard time fitting in. I had Brooklyn and Sydney on my lap; Holly held Cali and Boston and London sat next to each other, passionately discussing which one would have first crack at the paper I brought from them to draw on. After 60 minutes or so, Holly took Cali out and I started sending her one kid right after another to join her in the foyer. By the time we were singing the last hymn, I was lounging with an entire bench to myself. But as I got up to leave, I found three of my five kids lying on the ground making a road block so that people trying to move to class could not pass. Not a road block because they were in the way, but a road block where they were trying to get people to pay to cross.
You have to make up the money somewhere, and I try to teach my kids how to work every angle.
Anyway, our trouble fitting in reminded me of a situation three months ago while we were at the beach in California for my birthday (Yeah, we drove to Newport Beach for the day. That was before gas hit $4.23 a gallon). I wanted to document our happiness and attempted to capture the entire family in one shot on my camera phone. However, after much pushing and shoving, I found it much too hard to get everyone in the shot. This of course, was made all the more difficult by the fact that an unnamed nanny was involved, something we have done away with since then and don’t talk about now. After much effort, we were able to squeeze 7 people into the shot, which made me happy inside, while simultaneously forcing me to calculate the odds of an early retirement.
But benches and photos are not the only things that make it hard for us to fit in. For some reason, we also don’t seem fit into my car. Holly would say that this is something that was carefully considered before it was purchased. In fact, if I remember closely, this is exactly how the conversation went at the dealership. Me: “This should be the perfect automobile for our family. Holly: “This only sits four, how are we all going to fit in this car?" Me to the sales person: “Interesting. We’ll take it.”
But with all of the trouble we go through to fit in, we have recently made the decision to stand out. We’ve stopped worrying if we are too loud while we are out to eat; if we throw too many balls over the fence into our neighbor’s yard / pool (this guy gets so mad at us and we all just sit there looking at him over the fence, like, ‘Ah, Dude, can you hurry, we’re trying to play a game here.') or if we happen to laugh so loud that we get shushed by other sitting in back of us at church (come on, don’t shush me, I’m like 30. Get a life. Make some noise).
I am proud of my big family. There are a lot of us. We are many in number and we are happy. And yes, from time to time, we laugh too much; we almost always yell too much and I am always trying to get us to play too much. We love life, but more importantly, we love spending time together.
The more time we spend together, the more fun we seem to have and the more time we get to teach our children. I spent last Sunday teaching my son and daughters how to bar-b-q. Each one took great pride in turning their respective steaks (the only true way to make sure a steak is cooked to perfection) and making sure it was done with pure Red Flame zeal.
Once the steaks were ready, Boston grabbed the plate, proudly displayed them as he walked in the house and unceremoniously dropped them all on the floor. “No matter, I said, I once fed a lady a steak right out of the garbage on a catering job and she did not die (at least I have never heard that she died and I don’t have a warrant out for my arrest, at least not for that).” While that stoic proclamation did not make him feel better; understanding that he was not the first person to drop something on the floor did.
So, are we loud? Yes. Do we like space? Yes. Do we say what is on our minds? Ahh, yeah. But we are a happy family, full of people that know they have BIG support for whatever BIG dreams they want to accomplish….and that is the kind of big that can’t be measured by a church bench.
This is even after we have all totally slimmed down from hot yoga.
Anyone could see that we were having a hard time fitting in. I had Brooklyn and Sydney on my lap; Holly held Cali and Boston and London sat next to each other, passionately discussing which one would have first crack at the paper I brought from them to draw on. After 60 minutes or so, Holly took Cali out and I started sending her one kid right after another to join her in the foyer. By the time we were singing the last hymn, I was lounging with an entire bench to myself. But as I got up to leave, I found three of my five kids lying on the ground making a road block so that people trying to move to class could not pass. Not a road block because they were in the way, but a road block where they were trying to get people to pay to cross.
You have to make up the money somewhere, and I try to teach my kids how to work every angle.
Anyway, our trouble fitting in reminded me of a situation three months ago while we were at the beach in California for my birthday (Yeah, we drove to Newport Beach for the day. That was before gas hit $4.23 a gallon). I wanted to document our happiness and attempted to capture the entire family in one shot on my camera phone. However, after much pushing and shoving, I found it much too hard to get everyone in the shot. This of course, was made all the more difficult by the fact that an unnamed nanny was involved, something we have done away with since then and don’t talk about now. After much effort, we were able to squeeze 7 people into the shot, which made me happy inside, while simultaneously forcing me to calculate the odds of an early retirement.
But benches and photos are not the only things that make it hard for us to fit in. For some reason, we also don’t seem fit into my car. Holly would say that this is something that was carefully considered before it was purchased. In fact, if I remember closely, this is exactly how the conversation went at the dealership. Me: “This should be the perfect automobile for our family. Holly: “This only sits four, how are we all going to fit in this car?" Me to the sales person: “Interesting. We’ll take it.”
But with all of the trouble we go through to fit in, we have recently made the decision to stand out. We’ve stopped worrying if we are too loud while we are out to eat; if we throw too many balls over the fence into our neighbor’s yard / pool (this guy gets so mad at us and we all just sit there looking at him over the fence, like, ‘Ah, Dude, can you hurry, we’re trying to play a game here.') or if we happen to laugh so loud that we get shushed by other sitting in back of us at church (come on, don’t shush me, I’m like 30. Get a life. Make some noise).
I am proud of my big family. There are a lot of us. We are many in number and we are happy. And yes, from time to time, we laugh too much; we almost always yell too much and I am always trying to get us to play too much. We love life, but more importantly, we love spending time together.
The more time we spend together, the more fun we seem to have and the more time we get to teach our children. I spent last Sunday teaching my son and daughters how to bar-b-q. Each one took great pride in turning their respective steaks (the only true way to make sure a steak is cooked to perfection) and making sure it was done with pure Red Flame zeal.
Once the steaks were ready, Boston grabbed the plate, proudly displayed them as he walked in the house and unceremoniously dropped them all on the floor. “No matter, I said, I once fed a lady a steak right out of the garbage on a catering job and she did not die (at least I have never heard that she died and I don’t have a warrant out for my arrest, at least not for that).” While that stoic proclamation did not make him feel better; understanding that he was not the first person to drop something on the floor did.
So, are we loud? Yes. Do we like space? Yes. Do we say what is on our minds? Ahh, yeah. But we are a happy family, full of people that know they have BIG support for whatever BIG dreams they want to accomplish….and that is the kind of big that can’t be measured by a church bench.
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